Teabagger Dictionary

On Yahoo, the user deadliberalheart has made some really funny comments. He has given us the Teabagger Dictionary.

• Activist Judge -noun: A judge who actively reads the Constitution before claiming to understand what it means.
• Alarmist -noun: Someone who refuses to deny that defaulting on debt is bad.
• Alternative Energy Sources -noun: New places to drill for oil.
• Arab -noun: See (terrorist, Muslim)
• BI-PARTISANSHIP, adj. When Democrats give us exactly what we want, NOW!
• Climate Change -noun: Global warming, without that annoying suggestion that something is wrong.
• Family Values -noun: Sexism, the idea that women are inferior and only useful as unpaid nannies.
• Far-Left -Adj: Anyone who supports fiat money, the necessity of the Federal Reserve, or public education.
  
• Freedom -noun: Something all nations want but only the US has. Only obtainable through a contract deal with Halliburton.
• Growth -noun: The justification for tax cuts for the rich. What happens to the deficits when Republicans cut taxes on the rich, but only if everyone is a commie alarmist.
• Honesty -noun: Lies told in simple declarative sentences. i.e. "Freedom is on the march." or "Mission Accomplished."
• Jesus -proper noun: Ancient white Jewish male who personally founded the Republican Party. He preached the virtues of theocracy, homophobia, sexism, racism, and tax cuts for rich people.
• Liberal Media -noun: Any news organization besides Fox News.
• Recession -noun: The justification for tax cuts for the rich. What happens to economies when the rich have to pay taxes.
• Reform -verb: To do away with completely. i.e. Medicare reform, Social Security reform, Government reform, Education reform.
• Socialist -noun: Anyone who likes what you do not like. See also: economist, high school graduate.
• Warrant -noun: A communist document that only protects terrorists, criminals, and illegal aliens.

I wonder, are there any you can add?